The inside of the castle looks nothing as you expected.

You see windows, and when you look out them you notice that you are in space, and not the moon. You see two doors, but more importantly, no conjurer. But then you find him.

"hello again!" He holds his arms out and makes a grand gesture. "Welcome to my laboratory/castle." I am the scientist.

You are beginning to question if this strange man was a conjurer at all, as you read in a science fiction book, but a trans-modified illusion created in the first place, by the Quantum foam to balance out the idiot effect. The idiot effect  says that for every quantum partical there is another one someplace around the universe doing idiotic things. And the conjurer was certainly a moron.

But in the distance, you can see the earth as if it were the moon, but the earth is blue and cold looking as a wet marble. 

A man walks up to you, grabs your hand, and shakes it.

"Hello, my friend. My name is Avocado, the sorcerer." He widens his eyes, and makes a fancy gesture with his hands. He was wearing a fancy cape decorated with douchy stars on it. The guy looked like an idiot.... a very smart idiot, if that were possible. 

You wonder why anyone would be named that and ask, "Avocado?"

"My parents liked Guac." He scratched his head, and continued, "I see you have the staff of Avarice." He made a fancy gesture again. This guy was obviously a douche. 

The woman shook her head.

"Alright, fine. I won't turn you into a frog." He looked disappointed. She looked happy. "Go into my castle over yonder, and wait."

"This staff is really no magical staff, mut a transporting device."

"You mean you really didn't need it?" You say.

"No. I needed you."

"You mean, her."

"I know what I mean." He made a grand gesture again. "You are the other half of her quantum foam. I knew she would choose you. You have something I need."

"And what is that?" You have no idea what he is talking about, but you want to go home in the quickest time possible. So you skip the questions. Big mistake.

"There is something hidden deep in your DENA. I need it.

"You mean DNA."

"I know what I mean."

"What is DENA?" says the woman, You learn her name is Velcro. 

"Direct Entropy Nullifying Altercation. Without it, the world will turn into a single point in the foam. Then there will be a new big bang, and the whole universe will start over."

By this time, you really just want to go home. "Can I go home now?"

"Are you even listening to me?" The more and more misnamed Conjurer says, "Your body contains the solution for saving the universe!"

"Maybe the universe is supposed to start over." You don't believe a thing he says. And you want to go home and watch American Idol before it is over. "I just want to go home and watch American Idol."

"First, that show is for people that have nothing better to do. Next, it ended 15 years ago when it was canceled."

"Where am I and how can I leave?"

"You have just entered my quantum flux, and have been transported half way across the Galaxy. Welcome to the Epsilon quadrant."

"Don't you mean delta?" I said.

"I meant, Epsilon." he said. "The universe contains much more than three dimensions in a fourth dimensional foam. The Epsilon quadrent is composed primarily of part of a dimension, just like the rest of them, that you can't see... but they exist. There is much to see, that you can see, but your brain simply can't understand what it is seeing... So it decides it simply won't."

"Can I go now?"

"You aren't being held against your will." He says, "You are needed here, and whatever you do at home will not matter soon. But if you must leave for home take door a. The other door will show you what you are up against.