The door takes you home. You are in a place you could swear is home, though, there is something strange about it. Everything is the same, your house, your television, everything. But what few friends, which were more like acquaintances, are oddly not around, and you are alone. 

 You turn on the television and watch what you think is American Idol. It is the stupidest show you have ever seen, just like you remembered it was, and you wish you stayed on the moon, where there was much more interesting stuff to see. You wonder what your life has come to, and why you are sitting here watching other people's uninteresting lives unfold.

You watch for an hour, and the universe implodes. You and everyone else disappear to be recreated as something completely new and unique.

You would have been happy to know that all the people on American Idol die so you won't have to watch that ridiculous show again, or hear about it in the news, which has also become ridiculous, stupid, and un-newsworthy. But in the process you die too, so you can never experience that.