You try to grab the woman in inappropriate places. You have seen others do this, especially on TV, so you think this is how you think maybe women want men... Or maybe you are doing it all wrong. You can't tell.

She says, "Nothing is worth this." And she pulls out a pencil and pokes you in the eye. She pushes you off the raft and you bleed and drown to death. You are a diluted idiot douchebag, yet, from your perspective, this is how other men get to hook up.