After holding the staff together and tapping the ground, you both enter the vortex and are whisked away. 

You reenter in a dark, strange place. The ground seems to be getting lit up with green light, and then going blank again, over and over. You look up and see a blinking green neon sign on a building wall. it says, "Nudes".

Velcro laughed, "Seriously?"

"Well, it's been a while." You both walk inside, and pay the bouncer to enter, at least Velcro paid for both of you, but the bouncer said she could enter for free, which was a good thing because you don't have any more money. But ending up at a strip club wasn't the most embarrassing thing that happens to you. As soon as you both get in, you notice something that makes you blush. The first thing you notice is that you aren't the only one blushing. Velcro is bright red all over her face. It is no wonder the bouncer let Velcro in for free. It turns out you have a type. Three rather large bodied, short, huge breasted women are dancing before you both. 

For a moment, Velcro doesn't say anything. You think, maybe she is embarrassed. But eventually, she speaks. "You hungry?"

"Yes, but I have no money."

"It's OK. I do. I was given money in the chance that this might happen. In fact, I have enough money for a long trek. They weren't about to  risk this without contingencies."

We walk to the back of the nude bar in an effort to find out where they are serving food. Once we get to the back, all we can find is a bathroom. But before we can turn around, the staff starts vibrating.

It turns out you both don't have a choice. The air becomes drier and warm. That air mixes with the richness of the nude bar's air. The staff has done what it needed to do taking us at the nude bar, and you are leaving for wherever you need to go next.