The Tarot card reader's hat is ridiculous looking. She is shorter than Velcro, but the reader's hat is nearly a third her size. She looks like a snowman swallowed a snowman.
"Come, Come..." The reader says. "Sit." we both walk up to the table next to her and we sit at it across from her.
She looks at us, and tilts her head. She tilts it the other way. She bobs her head up and down. Finally, She removes the hat, and takes a deep breath. The illusion that she might know what is going on is, at first, lost "You don't need this."
"Don't need what?" Says Velcro.
She points at me. "I know who you are, but I was not kept up to speed." She looks at Velcro and sizes her up. "Who are you?"
"Don't you know all?" Velcro shakes her neck back right and left.
"Look lady. We all need to make a living. They don't exactly pay me to watch over you." The. card reader is obviously more than she appears. "This" She holds her arms out, " is keeping me afloat. Besides, I don't kniow what you are complaining about. You get to find your match." She aimed her right arm at both of us. " Literally. This almost never happens. People often say they will meet their match, and marry them. But really? We found you two as matches on a quantum level. That never, and I mean, never happens. We shifted the universe just to find yours. Give us a break."
Velcro looks at me and makes a raspberry sound. "That's stupid." Velcro says. "You are in it for everyone else."
The Psychis Tarot reader continues." You should be thankful... And start being nicer to your partner." She waves her hand at you. "You are lucky to be in this position. You should be honored."
Velcro stands. She is obviously tired of hearing this. You are nothing special to her and it is important to her you know this . "Give me a break. I don't need him with exception of for this job. I don't need anyone."
"This Job? Do you mean saving the universe?"
"Whatever. Let's go." Velcro waves her arm at you.
"Where are you going?" The Seer says. "You both have no idea what you are doing. I can't help you. Only that staff."Â
Both you and Velcro tire of this. You both stand up and grab the staff.